Meet Dan... they/he will bring you anything you want if you send him/them a text... it's not as weird as it sounds.
There's a new company in Dublin, called Text Dan Dublin, where you can text them any request (within reason we assume) and they will get it for you.
They say they will "order what you need from the appropriate service, and deal with them so you just automatically get what you want..."
They do state in their FAQ that they won't be getting anything for you that's illegal.
Now to decide what we want from Dan...
