Harry Hill took the mick out of Simon Cowell's daddy news and rumours about his sexuality, as well as Cheryl Cole's Shocking rose bum tattoo at the launch of the X Factor musical yesterday. The TV Burp star opened a preview of his show I Can't Sing!, with a comedy routine in which he joked about his wife conceiving a love child with Simon on his yacht. Hill also had a go at Cheryl Cole's crazy rose tattoo, saying, Â“Do we miss Cheryl Cole on the X FactorÂ” he asked. Â“Not really, no. I say to Cheryl Cole, wake up and smell the roses.Â” I Can't Sing! The X Factor Musical will premiere at the London Palladium on March 26, 2014.