Oh reddit. What glorious surprise do you have for us today?
Well, it turns out there's a Shower Orange community. It does exactly what it says on the tin.
There's no mess and no stickiness. One doesn't need to worry about the juice travelling down one's wrist.
People are encouraged to share photos of their consumption but there's to be no nudity.
And while mandarins, lemons and limes are allowed, rule number two clearly states there are to be NO GRAPEFRUITS!
8,000 people are already into the idea or want to try eating an orange in the shower, and who are we to judge?