Hey,

 There’s a few things I can do, and do reasonably well. But DIY/handyman stuff simply isn’t one. I’m rubbish. Crap. Disastrous. And generally end up creating a small fire, rather than, say, a table, chair or bunk bed.

This morning, though, I had to give it a shot. We moved house recently, and all the, “man jobs”, so to speak, have been sent my way. There’s a TV that’s needs hanging. A table that needs erecting. And a lampshade that needs attaching. So, I get up, have a little brekkie, and set to the task. Needless to say, it didn’t quite go to plan.

Two and a half hours later, I had several holes in the wall, a table with three and a half legs, and a lampshade which somehow found itself swimming in a cereal bowl. Not. Good.

Anyway, besides that, all’s well with The Inbox team. Well, save for poor old Mike (our producer). He failed his driving test this morning because – wait for it – he, “failed to engage his de-mister”. Everything else was perfect, even flawless. But the tiny droplets of condensation in the top left hand corner of his windscreen sent him home empty handed. That seem fair to you? No, me neither. So, we want you to email us with the reasons you failed your driving test. Send them to pconnolly@dublins98.ie, or the inbox@dublins98.ie – and we’ll have read them out on tonight’s show.

Talk to you from 7pm…

Have a good one,

Paul