MORNING CREW COMEDY
COMEDY SONGS
Des Bishop joined the crew in studio this morning. They performed an Irish rap of their own:
The Priests are a new singing sensation. They have been signed to Sony BMG and are soon to bring out a cd. Have a listen to the B side:
Bertie Ahern's car was set on fire while he attended a book launch in the city center. He teamed up with the Kings of Leon to tell us about it:
Sean Connery wanted to gives us his views on Quantum of Solace and past Bonds:
Christy Moore came into the studio to sing us a song about the budget:
The Crew's song about traffic:
Dermot was curious about how dogs feel when they go to the toilet in public:
George Michael has left for France this week to escape the publicity of him being caught in yet another public toilet with drugs. This is the crew's song for George:
The crew's tribute to their favourite chocolate (that helped them beat two world records)... Malteasers:
A song about our Fiat 500 giveaway (Keep listening to find out how you could win!):
A song for Toll booth workers:
I Kissed Brian Cowen (and I liked it!):
Our song to support athletes in the Olympics:
A song supporting the Dubs in the All Ireland:
A song to celebrate our "Summer" weather:
A song for learner drivers:
Cheryl Cole's ad for her new DVD - 'How To Talk Dead Sexy Like':
Dave's Irish rock band (The Shillelagh Bangers) with their song 'Pog Mo Thoin':
Christy Moore sings us a song about the Lisbon Treaty:
The crew's Liverpudlian Boy song. The crew decided to honour Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin on their big day:
The crew hate Big Brother! Listen to their Big Brother song:
The Crew's Sarah Jessica Parker Tribute. Come on, we were just horsing around!
Dermot's Eurovision Song : Sexytime
Dave's Eurovision Song : European Love
Dave's Song - Limerick Girl:
The Biscuit Song:
Clamp On Me:
A Song For New Daddys:
Cold Weather Song:
Dermot's Umbrella Song:
Walking In Centra:
After news of Bertie Ahern's resignation broke the Morning Crew decided to dedicate a Just After 7 Song to him:
COMEDY SKETCHES
Have you heard Oasis' new album:
The 98 Morning Crew's 'Learn To Speak Dublinese':
Monday night (01/09/08) was the end of the football transfer window. It all got very complicated but luckily Harvey Norman was here to sort it:
Recent studies show that Irish people spend more on fags and booze than they do on groceries in an average year. If this is you, maybe you should try this:
Ryanair have a new plan for mid air massages:
Robbie Keane's song to his new wife Claudine on their wedding day:
Bertie's Day Out At The Races:
Bertie Ahern - Evasion:
Washing Powder for politicians:
How our breakfast show would sound in Ancient Roman times:
BLAST FROM THE PAST
Munster were defeated by the All Blacks last night so Dermot rang a hotel in Munster (Germany) as an Irish Munster fan:
Dermot had to ring someone to organise a table quiz:
Dermot was told to simply be weird on the phone this morning:
This morning Dermot roped Dave into doing a call with him as Ant and Dec pitching programme ideas to TV3:
Dermot rang McGuirk's Golf as Padraig Harrington asking for a statue of himself to be erected:
Dave and Siobhan have been trying to get Dermot thrown off the phone for a few weeks now. This week Dermot had to pretend to own a lapdancing club, he rang the Dublin Fire Brigade to ask if his dancers could practice on their poles:
The challenge this week was not given to Dermot Whelan. Homer Simpson stepped into the limelight:
Dermot's Russian friend, Demetri, made another appearance this morning. He was told to order a pizza to his submarine in the Atlantic Ocean:
Dave and Siobhan challenged Dermot to ring a random number and speak backwards:
Dermot had to ring a random number and say everything in question form:
This has to be Dermot's most requested sketch to date (in video form):
Dermot became Padraig Harrington (after his victory at the US PGA on Sunday) and rang a taxi company in Detroit with a rather embarrassing query:
Dermot had to pretend to be a Chinese man looking to interview someone about the Olympics:
Dermot was given the challenge of ringing Tottenham Hotspur as Robbie Keane to say goodbye:
The Morning Crew recieved an email from a revenge-seeking listener asking us to call her other half and play a prank on him because he went out at the weekend and stayed out all night:
Dermot pretends to be Wayne Rooney and rings the Italian Hotel that his wedding reception was held in last week:
Dermot pretending to be a Dutch football supporter ringing a hotel in Berne trying to convince the receptionist that they had met in a bar while watching Euro 2008:
After her return from NYC (for 98fm's Text and the City) Siobhan was telling us about everything she had bought. Dermot decided to burst her bubble and pretend to be calling her from Customs and Excise in the Airport:
Dermot, as Siobhan's Agent, calls a NYC hotel to make sure she's comfortable when she arrives!
Embette from Nigeria rang a random number looking to borrow a BBQ but the call took a bit of a twist and they ended up discussing windows:
A Harrison Ford special:
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