We all know our Dave likes to rabbit on about every aspect of his family life. In fact, it’s been at least 34 seconds since he posted a picture of his kids on every social media site available, including Bebo. I’m worried… Anyway, there once was a show on RTE 2 called 2 Phat. They spelt fat with a “Ph”! Crazy!!!! Anyway, on this show there was a girl called Velcro Girl. Velcro Girl walked around with clues velcroed to her. Contestants had to guess what they meant. I never said the show was classy. It didn’t matter because Velcro Girl was hot. Really hot.

Everyone watching wished they were one of those clues clinging to her cat suit. Including Dave. So he wrote her a letter. Bless. I would slag him off for being a sad tool and writing to a model on the telly but for one thing. HE ENDED UP MARRYING HER! Even I find that romantic. And I’m willing to play him in the movie of his life. Though, the casting sessions for Velcro Girl may take some time… Thanks to Zag for sending us this long lost video – yes, actual Zag! Go 2 minutes in to hear young Dave’s letter of hope. And…action!

And here they are with their two beautiful kids, Sam and Andrew. Clearly, dressing up is still a strong theme in the Moore household.

Fifteen years on, Tracy is as beautiful as ever.

Dave? Eh, not so much…