Hi, Dave here.

Soooooo, I got dog’s abuse from Whelan today because I ordered my boxer shorts online.

What’s the problem with that?!?

They’re cheaper and I can get exactly what I want.

See, I like jocks that go way down your leg, like nearly to the knee.

The best way I can describe them is that they’re like cycling shorts, except they’re jocks.

Seriously, they’re NOT cycling shorts!

Look at them!

I mean, come on, they might say BIKE all around the waistband, on the leg and on the massive tag but

THEY’RE NOT CYCLING SHORTS, OK?!?